[Zavien Doombringer]

Take a piece of paper towel and wrap it around a doll's head. Mark with a pencil the two ears and the two eyes. Now unfold the paper towel. The two eyes will be in the proper position but the sides of the head will also be facing forward. On the left you will see the left side of the head with the ear in the center, in the center you will have the face and on the right you will have the right side of the head with the ear in the center. The "face" will be three times wider than normal. This experiment has been done many times, and this is the constant result.

You have just explained the shroud away...It had to be painted! It could not have been on any face then.

[Aquinasfan]

It had to be painted!

One problem, there is no paint on the Shroud.

There is no pigment of any kind on the Shroud.

There is no pigment of any kind on the Shroud.

There is no pigment of any kind on the Shroud.

Got it?