[Ace the Biker]

Yea, but ya gotta promise not to complain about the heat, or how we can't drive on ice or snow, and ya can't go on and on about how great it was up north where ya came from.

[Travis McGee]

I come from MD many years back, but I live in San Diego now, and it's too damn cold for me. I like it hot. And I need to be near salt water.