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Why do drummers hang their drumsticks from their rear view mirror?
So they can park in handicapped spots

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
The drummer.

How can you tell if the stage isn't level?
The drool runs out of one side of the drummers mouth.

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.

How do you tell when a drummer is knocking on your door?
The knock speeds up and slows down.
(alt) he doesn't know when to come in.

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So you don't have to retrain the drummers.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but only after asking why.
(alt) Six, one to change it and five to talk about how Niel Peart would
have done it.

Whats the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug the vacuum cleaner in before it sucks.

Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car?
He had to break a window to get the drummer out.