[clintonh8r]

Of all the useless federal government jobs, Surgeon General is the most useless. Recently we've had a masturbation coach, replaced by some guy who was dumber than plywood, an Abe Linclon look-alike, and now a nico-Nazi. We could start cutting expenses by abolishing this stupid office and its attendant bureaucracy.

[berserker]

Packs of Marlboro cigarettes are counted and packed into cartons at the Phillip Morris plant in Concord, N.C., in this June 20, 1997 file photo. U.S.-made Marlboro cigarettes contains up to twice the dose of a major tobacco carcinogen as foreign-brand cigarettes, federal officials said Friday, May 30, 2003. (AP Photo/Chuck Burton, File)