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And I have to go again. : ( But it was nice saying hello - honestly, I do see you on the thread much later than I'm here, and when I come back to say goodnight I always wish I could say hello first. :)

Enjoy your evening. I'm glad you could love my Roscoe. He does that to everyone that meets him though - guess it's why he 'stuck' when he showed up. :)

G'night, Nan!

Dog Letters to God

Dear God:
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one another? Where
are their priorities?

Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old
story?

Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the
mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a
dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride!
I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to
rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he
still a bad dog?

Dear God,
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?

Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles,
horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and
Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the
moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle
across the street!

Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't make
up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpet thing, again?

Dear God,
Can you undo what that doctor did?

Cat Letter to God

Dear God,
Do you exist? I'm just curious. I don't care.