[WVNan]

I luv kitties. I still miss Heathcliff.

[LadyX]

I forgot about your wanderer....you always keep looking for a long time, hoping they're all right.

I had a stray adoptee; wonderful fellow named 'Boyo,' with the sweetest disposition - love personified. I was ill and lying on the couch one night with a high fever and chills merry-go-round, and he came from across the room and stretched out on me to 'keep me warm.'
Turned out to be pyelonephritis, a severe kidney infection, and I was in the hospital for five days.
Apparently he went looking for me, and never returned.

[Dubya]

Boot Camp Joke



As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone AWOL. A search party was dispatched immediately. After a few hours the recruit was discovered hiding in some bushes. He was sent back to the base and promptly escorted to the drill instructor's office. The instructor asked the young recruit, "Why did you go AWOL?"



The recruit replied, "My first day here you issued me a comb, and then proceeded to cut my hair off. The second day you issued me a toothbrush, and sent me to the dentist, who proceeded to pull all my teeth. The third day you issued me a jock strap, and I wasn't about to stick around and find out what would follow that SIR."