(Baghdad Bob found in Iraq and says) I AM NOT IN BAGHDAD

Sky News ^ | 6.1.03

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

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[areafiftyone]

[Torie]

The family are worried he is going out of his mind

That was the report on Saddam too. Bush simply drives folks nuts. It sounds like a hate crime to me.

[kstewskis]

Olie olie oxen free Bagdad Bob!

[NordP]

He just needs to write to SNL and ask to do a cameo. They'd hire him. Heck, they may be able to do a satellite "LIVE from BAGHDAD, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT." Or, my hubby's idea was to have a fake break up between Ozzy and Sharon, and do an episode where Ozzy has to take in a roommate --- it's Baghdad Bob!!!

Before long, we'd make him a cult star here in America! Then, he could pay a bunch of taxes on all that money he'd earn, and we'd get back some of the crap we took because of him...kinda like a weird "work program."

[cavtrooper21]

Bagdad Bob LIVES!!!!

[Oldie]

Wasn't there a report at one time that he had tried to turn himself in, but that nobody was interested?

[ysoitanly]

LOL!!!!

[AdamSelene235]

"they are nowhere near the airport... they are lost in the desert... they can not read a compass... they are retarded."

"The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!" (well, he has a point there)

"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"

"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad."

[Paul C. Jesup]

This is playing out like a bad comedy.

But please somebody put him on suicide watch. he is to entertaining to die yet.

[Swiss]

I read a report where Iraq's think Monica Lewinski is one hot babe. I say we trade Monica for Bagdad Bob.

Heck trade Bill Clinton for Saddam Hussian as well.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Comical Ali is alive and living in a Baghdad suburb - and still wearing his trademark uniform and beret, according to reports.

Yeah, right! LOL.

[cavtrooper21]

Nah, I reckon they would like to pick him up, camp life being rather dull the troops could use some comic relief!

[NordP]

Yes, let's PLEASE send her there!

[gcruse]

This same report came out a week ago.

[sheikdetailfeather]

I knew he was alive! I just knew it. He could come over here and market UINFIDEL MILK from FRIVOLOUS COW FARMS. With his face on the carton, everyone would buy it. hahaha.

[CommandoFrank]

You are correct. He tried to turn himself in to the American military and was rejected. He was looking for safety from his fellow Iraqi's.

[MattAMiller]

It's too bad Shakespear isn't around to write this guys story. A naive man joins a brutal regime where he finds himself an abused outsider, still he believes in the essential goodness of the regime. His job is lie, and it he takes it seriously, so seriously he believes them a little too much. Finally he's left to tell the most outlandish lies of all as the regime falls around him. Then he's left to pace his study in his uniform. The Iraqis hate him because he was a Ba'athist the Americans aren't interested because he was just a cog. And so he slowly falls into madness.

I have no idea how much of that is true. But there's a great story in there.

[Pro-Bush]

One of my favorite Baghdad Quotes:

April 5, 2003

"They are not near Baghdad. Don't believe them…. They said they entered with… tanks in the middle of the capital. They claim that they – I tell you, I… that this speech is too far from the reality. It is a part of this sickness of their plan. There is no an... – no any existence to the American troops or for the troops in Baghdad at all."