You don't go to the right places. The only thing more conservitive than a left behind Yankee is a Boston Irishman, Lace Curtin type that is. You should have been in Butte, Montania when I was a kid or in Park City, Utah when my father was a kid, wide open mining town, 28 murders in a town of 2000, a year, my Aunt told me they had to walk through the Red light district to go to Church, still active on a Sunday moring. This is Utah of all places.
Mass is conservitive in some ways.