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To: HairOfTheDog; sinkspur; Ernest_at_the_Beach; EdReform
At London's Heathrow Airport today, an individual -- later
discovered to be a public school teacher -- was arrested
trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass,
a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying Weapons of Math Instruction.
18 posted on 06/02/2003 10:05:44 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Can anyone ever remember the NY Slimes printing a truthful story? I can't!)
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To: Grampa Dave
ROTFL!
19 posted on 06/02/2003 10:06:55 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Grampa Dave
Hey, you ever seen how sharp those compass needles are?

I always wondered why... hmmmm...

come to think of it, that math teacher was a bit on the strange side.
40 posted on 06/02/2003 10:22:09 PM PDT by bonesmccoy (Defeat the terrorists... Vaccinate!)
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To: Grampa Dave
LOLOLOL!
47 posted on 06/02/2003 10:25:20 PM PDT by Brad’s Gramma (Pray for America and Israel)
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To: Grampa Dave
ROTFLOL!

Good one, Gramps! heheh

68 posted on 06/02/2003 10:44:08 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.)
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To: Grampa Dave
Post #18: ROTFLMAO!
115 posted on 06/02/2003 11:09:49 PM PDT by Fraulein
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To: Grampa Dave
I still say that the best course of action is to daisy bomb Mecca or Medina upon any major terrorist attack on American soil. Deterrence. Ground Zero, Islamic style.


150 posted on 06/02/2003 11:42:13 PM PDT by Dec31,1999 (Praying to the darkness, in the darkness.)
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To: Grampa Dave
It is a very good thing I wasn't drinking coffee.
218 posted on 06/03/2003 3:31:56 AM PDT by ASA Vet ("Those who know, don't talk. Those who talk, don't know." (I'm in the 2nd group.))
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To: Grampa Dave
Funny! I'll share this with my daughter for her to share with her teacher this last week of school. Thanks for sharing.
231 posted on 06/03/2003 5:44:25 AM PDT by DaGman
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To: Grampa Dave
He is being charged with carrying Weapons of Math Instruction.

LOL!

241 posted on 06/03/2003 8:40:23 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I've decided to cut back my tagline, one word at a)
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