Zounds! Your screen name is no joke!
Nope. I've worked hard to make it so! Grad school was a real pain... grumble grumble... Three years on and I'm still complaining about it. I did learn about Free Republic while there, so it's not all bad. *grin*
There's no doubt that 96% acetic acid will make for a very effective disinfectant..! One only wonders if the substrate will survive the disinfection process...