[Zavien Doombringer]

Democrap = give them a fish.

Republican = teach them to fish.

Constitutionalist = None of our business how or when or if they fish.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Democrap: Give them a fish

Republican: Give them a fish but make it tax-deductible

Libertarian: It's their problem if they don't know how to fish or not