[Sloth]

Clean-up on aisle 919073.

[Kingasaurus]

"If you've ever met someone down on his or her luck, and you wanted to help, then you're a Democrat. If you have ever seen the look in a child's eyes of fear, of hunger, or of aspiration, and wanted to help, then you're a Democrat."

And if you correctly realize that the way to fix these problems is NOT to mail a few Benjamins to DC, then you're a Republican.