[Mister Magoo]

Many Scientologists who have left from the highest levels of Scientology have been in a room at Scientology's Sandcastle building in Clearwater, Florida for 5-7 hours per day for up to 15 years, holding two asparagus cans together, attached to a primitive lie detector, talking all day to dead space aliens.

[Petronski]

Good thing Clinton gave them tax-exempt status as a 'church.'

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