,,, AKL to LAX is twelve hours. I do customs and immigration then a flight to ORD is less than five hours. These days there's eight or so movies and a myriad of in flight CDs to select from. In days gone by, once they'd fed you and the only movie had run out, to relieve boredom I resorted to terrorist action. Instead of yelling "is there a doctor on board?", I'd yell "is there a democrat on board?" If you get bored, that line is sure to guarantee a fun ride and time passes a lot quicker.
ROFL!!! Definitely "fighting words" if ever I heard any! I'll keep that in mind in case I am fortunate enough to schedule a trip to your country.
Thank-you for great conversation and correspondence, ((((shaggy eel)))))