[L.N. Smithee]

And I'm betting (and hoping) that Simon's going to personally sew the world's most annoying Atkins dietician to Ruben's thigh for the next six months. Lord knows Ruben can afford it now.

Man, it must have stunk to be Dr. Atkins in his last moments of consciousness. The world is finally saying that your hyper-criticized theories may have merit, and you slip on an icy sidewalk, and die.

If I was in charge of the Subway chain, I would be calling Ruben's agent and setting up a meeting between him and Jared Fogle. Imagine the PR masterstroke of having Ruben drop a hundred or so while eating turkey sandwiches.

[Pokey78]

If I was in charge of the Subway chain, I would be calling Ruben's agent and setting up a meeting between him and Jared Fogle. Imagine the PR masterstroke of having Ruben drop a hundred or so while eating turkey sandwiches.

Darn good idea! I bet they pay Ruben very well.