Thank you for your letter. I'm very sorry you are experiencing discomfort and pain while visiting our thread. In the absence of our full hostessing staff (daisy cannot be reached until the end of this month), I have consulted our in-house attorney, and she has advised me to offer nicmarlo a hostessing job for her exemplary work on this forum."
Billie
Dear Thin Man:
Be advised our search for an attorney to represent you in this important matter has been successful.
I have written Mr. Dog Gone, Esquire, to offer a Lifetime Achievement Award if he will take you, Mr. The Thin Man, as a client.
His pedigree degree credentials are impeccable, and his demeanor in the courtroom is better than any Perry Mason on the planet.
To wit:
Waiting for his reply, I am
Yours truly,
LadyX
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