This is to inform you that a poster by the name of nicmarlo has threatened to shoot me, pound my head with a mallet and saw it in half. Not only that, but she also called me a vicious name, "Thin Mint" on two occasions. I'm sure this is not in keeping with your desire for this to be a "family friendly" thread.
I trust that as head hostess you will immediately take severe action against this troublemaker. :-)
Sincerely,
The Thin Man
cc: nicmarlo
LadyX
Dear The Thin Man,
Thank you for your letter. I'm very sorry you are experiencing discomfort and pain while visiting our thread. In the absence of our full hostessing staff (daisy cannot be reached until the end of this month), I have consulted our in-house attorney, and she has advised me to offer nicmarlo a hostessing job for her exemplary work on this forum.
Yours very truly,
Billie