[Conspiracy Guy]

I am starting movement to ban driving. First we'll ban driving in all public and private office buildings especially on elevators. Next we'll force restaurants into providing driving and non-driving sections then force them to be non-driving only. We will ban driving near entrances to buildings and on sidewalks. This will force drivers to pursue there nasty habit in alleyways or streets. Then we will go after bars, "no driving in bars" we'll chant. Then we'll ban it on the streets and alleys. Pretty soon drivers will be forced to drive only in their driveways or homes. Then if a neighbor complains about the noise and the fumes we'll go after the home too.

[TC Rider]

Wonder how many children's lives would be saved if we banned driving within 1000 feet of any school?