[SteamShovel]

What will the USS Bill Clinton be, an aircraft carrier, a destroyer, a submarine, or a garbage scow?

[AngrySpud]

If that day ever comes, the USS Bill Clinton should be an inflatable dinghy, whose first commanding officer should order it to be scuttled over the Marianas Trench (deepest place in the oceans).

[Paleo Conservative]

What will the USS Bill Clinton be, an aircraft carrier, a destroyer, a submarine, or a garbage scow?

A Chinese junk.

[annyokie]

The USS Bill Clinton would be a Frigate.

[MediaMole]

The USNS William Jefferson Blythe Clinton will be the first ship in a new class. It will be the first floating free clinic. It will be stationed in ports where sailors are on liberty to treat them for the various "problems" they get from the local girls.

[CurlyDave]

What will the USS Bill Clinton be, an aircraft carrier, a destroyer, a submarine, or a garbage scow?

The USS Bill Clinton will be a suction dredge.