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If you need someone to Klingon... (Help Wanted: One Klingon Interpreter)
The (Portland) Oregonian ^ | 5.10.03 | STEVE WOODWARD

Posted on 05/10/2003 8:18:47 PM PDT by mhking

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1 posted on 05/10/2003 8:18:47 PM PDT by mhking
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Q'a'pla!

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

2 posted on 05/10/2003 8:19:36 PM PDT by mhking
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Wouldn't a Klingon just kill a Klingon mental patient...no need for an interpreter then.
3 posted on 05/10/2003 8:28:15 PM PDT by evolved_rage (Davis is a POS!!!)
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To: mhking
Ghorgh Kronos Daq ta' rur tlhIngan ta'

4 posted on 05/10/2003 8:30:16 PM PDT by Rasputin_TheMadMonk (I am a (censored by mod), but I'm a free, white, gun owning (censored by mod). Just ask my exwife.)
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To: Rasputin_TheMadMonk
Ghorgh Kronos Daq ta' rur tlhIngan ta'

Uh, translation?

5 posted on 05/10/2003 8:37:02 PM PDT by BlueOneGolf (3rd Infantry Division. "Rock of the Marne!")
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To: BlueOneGolf
When on Cronos, do as the Klingons do.
6 posted on 05/10/2003 8:37:56 PM PDT by Rasputin_TheMadMonk (I am a (censored by mod), but I'm a free, white, gun owning (censored by mod). Just ask my exwife.)
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To: mhking
Oregon County Seeks Klingon Interpreter

Another version posted earlier.

7 posted on 05/10/2003 8:40:17 PM PDT by knak
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To: mhking
Finally! Something worthwhile from the Oregonian!
8 posted on 05/10/2003 8:46:34 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (Never have so many been so wrong about so much.)
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To: mhking
OMGGGGGG

The world is coming to the end OH WOW
9 posted on 05/10/2003 8:52:00 PM PDT by SevenofNine (Not everybody in it for truth, justice, and the American way=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: mhking
Well, we all need...someone...we can Klingon...
And if you want to...you can Klingon me.
10 posted on 05/10/2003 8:56:55 PM PDT by RichInOC (...Ladies and gentlemen, the Transporting Stones...)
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To: mhking
Only a filthy P'taah would say that.

11 posted on 05/10/2003 9:17:44 PM PDT by Malsua
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To: evolved_rage
 Wouldn't a Klingon just kill a Klingon mental patient...no need for an interpreter then.

kAcknor Sez:

Of course. I told Mrs. kAcknor the same thing this evening when we saw the story.  

Only because the poor devil would wish it so if he were able. It's the only honorable thing to do. :)

(Before this gets out of hand... I'm not really Klingon, I only play one on the internet...)

"batIhHa' vanglu'taHvIS quv chavbe'lu'" (One does not achieve honor while acting dishonorably.)

Have you checked the *bang_list today?

12 posted on 05/10/2003 9:25:29 PM PDT by kAcknor
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To: mhking
Why don't they just invest in a Universal Translator?
13 posted on 05/10/2003 9:51:22 PM PDT by Equality 7-2521
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14 posted on 05/10/2003 10:03:32 PM PDT by Consort
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To: Consort
Everyone knows Hamlet is appreciated by Klingons! ;-)
15 posted on 05/10/2003 10:07:17 PM PDT by goldstategop ( In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: mhking
Look at that, there are Klingons around Uranus.
16 posted on 05/10/2003 10:12:09 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: mhking
how does one say "OMFG!" in Vogon septameter?
17 posted on 05/10/2003 10:21:05 PM PDT by demosthenes the elder (If *I* can afford $5/month to support FR: SO CAN YOU)
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To: mhking
T'a'pla Q'a'p'la!

Klingons love Shakespeare, and even numbered Treks don't suck, although I haven't seen Nemesis yet. ;-)

And WHAT are they doing to Enterprise? Anyone seen the plot outline for the final episode of this season? Wrecks the Trek timeline...they're gonna have to warp around the sun, go back in time...or just trash the whole danged thing. Roddenbery, Roddenberry, whereforeart thou, Roddenberry? :-(
18 posted on 05/11/2003 12:00:56 AM PDT by Kip Lange (The Khaki Pants of Freedom)
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To: demosthenes the elder
I don't know -- do you have a Babel Fish handy?
19 posted on 05/11/2003 12:01:22 AM PDT by Kip Lange (The Khaki Pants of Freedom)
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To: Malsua
"P'tagh." :)
20 posted on 05/11/2003 3:16:49 AM PDT by Pyrion
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