Democrats’ 2004 Kamikaze Mission (Their political tactics, insanely stupid or suicidal)Joe Sabia

Cornell Review ^ | 5/9/2003 | Joseph J. Sabia

[Cathryn Crawford]

Really?

Never thought I'd have a masturbation discussion on FR.

[Cathryn Crawford]

Yes, yes, I'm sure I could get some good website ideas from some FReepers.

Not that I want them. Oh, no.

[Ditto]

I think my next column will be about masturbation and the effects of the issue in the 2004 Presidential elections.

Hmmmm? They told me years ago that too much of that would make a person grow hair on the palms of their hand and then lose their mind. Has anyone checked Henry Waxman's palms lately?

[Cathryn Crawford]

LOL...Why don't you do that? I don't want to touch his hands.

[FairOpinion]

Great article. Thanks for posting it. All this stuff will backfire on them big time.

BTW, you link is wrong(suggest you copy & paste, not type it in, it eliminates mistypes).

Here is the correct link:

http://www.cornellreview.org/nsogart.cgi?num=134

[Consort]

...And here is our Elders.

[TLBSHOW]

this is getting to be a sticky thread I see......

[TLBSHOW]

Thanks!

[Sender]

Its gonna be a long wait for 2008.

Think of all the 2004 campaign expenses they will save...they may as well just have a convention and call it quits.

[BOBTHENAILER]

And when the Iraqi people celebrated their newfound freedom, the American Left declared Operation Iraqi Freedom a failure because an ancient Iraqi slingshot had been stolen from a museum. The more wrong these people are, the louder and more shrill they become.

Just loved this line, among a page of razor sharp zingers.

[Cathryn Crawford]

I try to ignore her.

[Cathryn Crawford]

Sounds like it, doesn't it?

[Inspectorette]

"Evrah chaaarrld a plainnned an' waanted chaaaarrrld!"

[KSCITYBOY]

bump

[Grampa Dave]

[TLBSHOW]

That was great... Perfect for the thread! Thanks for posting it.

[Grampa Dave]

You should send that paragraph to a couple of kamikazi freepers and attach this cartoon to it or just link them to this cartoon. Let them commit hari kari in their kami kazi postings. In meantime we can use the 2 X 4 of terminal embarrassment to bang them like gongs on the gong show.

[Grampa Dave]

Well you left me a great opening with this title:

Democrats’ 2004 Kamikaze Mission (Their political tactics, insanely stupid or suicidal)

[You Dirty Rats]

According to Laura Ingraham, her females callers were quite stimulated by Dubya's carrier landing and stroll in the flight suit.

Maybe the 'Rats playing the clip over and over will promote some activity that would make Elders quite happy.

THAT might be the effect on the 2004 Election! (Not that there are any women out there who would vote for a cancicate for a reason like that!)

[Grampa Dave]

Old Masturbation Elders in this photo looks like one of Flip Wilson's Cross Dressing gigs/gags!