[GSWarrior]

Because despite S.F.'s adorable slew of brazen flaws, despite our frequent hypocrisy and suckass mass transit and decimated music scene and shameful homeless issues and ridiculous housing prices and a desperate lack of exceptional pizza and an ongoing invidious adherence to snippy politically correct mind-sets and Good Vibrations closing at a tragically early 7 pm on Valentine's Day ...

This isn't even close to a sentence. I know it's a column and columnists have freer license, but I'd be embarrassed to affix my byline to this.

[cibco]

He gets paid for this?

Can't wait 'til he gradiates' high school...

[dighton]

... I'd be embarrassed to affix my byline to this.

Like Clinton, Morford is incapable of embarrassment.