[HamiltonJay]

ITS SAN FRANCISCO! You expected the author not to use euphamisms that included oral to phallic symbols? Please.

[r9etb]

You expected the author not to use euphamisms that included oral to phallic symbols? Please.

Actually, I merely expected that a writer who claims to be telling us about the supposed "Font Of All That Is Culturally Good", would be able to write something interesting.

What a waste of pixels.

[finnman69]

Does Morford have nightmares like this?

It might explain the bedwetting.