[Mr. Mojo]

a lot of whiskey and a very dark room and a man with no scruples could do the job...he may need a loboyomy afterward though

I appears that at least a couple of (most likely) similarly endowed men have already done it......

"In 1960 she married her first husband, actor Clive Swift, who is best known for his role in the 1990 BBC television comedy "Keeping Up Appearances." They had three children in the 1960's and divorced in 1975. She subsequently married the biographer Michael Holroyd in the early 1980's. They live in London and also have a house in Somerset."

[xp38]

So Richard (Clive Swift) of Keeping Up Appearances was married to this person. I guess he didn't have to stretch far in that browbeaten husband role he played.