Dear Parents,
May #th, at #:##-#:## iz our class day an' tyme ta jet ta da Book Fair on da Media center. If can volunteer ta he`p our class shop dat day, it would be greatly appreciated. Please write me uh note letting me know whether ya will be dere ta he`p out.
Our class has ran out o' tissue boxes, if possible, please send uh bawx ta our class. The colds, coughing, iz ongoing in da classroom.
Thanks fo' all yo' he`p an' cooperation.
Your Child's Teacher Mrs. #####
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