[lonestar]

I saw a note sent to parents from the PTA to raise money for assfault for the playground.

[ladylib]

A principal in a Baltimore County middle school introduced an astronomer to a school asssembly as an "astrologist," which is not a word in the English language.

This affirmative-Action recipient had been bounced from school to school (I believe the action is known as the "Dance of the Lemons).

The "astrologist" removed his son from her school and is sending him to the local Catholic school. The "astrologist" had a pin made up stating, "I am an astronomer, not an astrologist."

[pbear8]

Oh dear, I wonder whose fault is was that the PTA made an @ss of itself.

[Old Professer]

Most goldminers used to blame stuff on the ass.