[johnb838]

LBJ was really ticked off about having to give up smoking after his heart attack. However, he did keep a pack on his night table, unopened.

And he died anyway, now didn't he?

_{(we all gotta go sometime)}

[oyez]

I understand LBJ liked ice cream for breakfast. That should have done wonders for his cholesterol count.

[Calvin Locke]

You'll get no argument from me.

I think I already used the joke about dying ...sleep, like grandpa, not screaming..passengers...his car.