[TexasCowboy]

"Since Christ was a corporal", eh?"

LOL!
Yep! That goes in my Gyrene handbook of favorite sayings.
Unlike the others, you could say that anywhere!

When the satellite guy was trying to explain how they were fixing the "cluster" today, I asked him if he knew what Marines always said about "clusters".
He didn't have a clue.

[Travis McGee]

There is a polite version of "cluster f___."

"cluster muster."