[Airborne Longhorn]

Hey, I LOVE your remarks, pal!

Can I call Aziz an a$$hole without getting banned?

ROFLMCO!!

[Kenny Bunk]

You should certainly not misconstrue my remarks as in any way critical of Tariq Aziz, who is in the process of being reconstructed by those whom a whimsical God has placed in charge, as a fine Christian Gentleman who has been secretly (and courageously, as I am sure they shall add) on our side since 1954.

OK, so he had to kill a few guys. That is no reason to call him what you called him. He was just doing his job. Think of it as a "Donnie Brasco"-type CIA, FBI sting.

If Britain won't take him, I suggest Cuba. It also is an island and Fidel can always use this type of dedicated, well-spoken diplomatic assistant (who is also a fair pistol shot). One further point, the correct, politically sensitive term is "AZIZHOLE."