[harrowup]

That was the SOPAC Saloon & Good Time Pirates' Dive and the moose was over the bar and got shot in the arse by Dude Hellish. Rumor was that Daus PAID Dude to do it because Beowolf had issued a restraining order on the place until A1stUS could clean up the Moose Poop.

Not to be confused with the Pool Poopy Incident which led to the destruction of the It Takes A Village Idiot to raise a Pig named Petunia who became the first torch singer in the SOPAC Saloon & Good Time Pirates' Dive who was unceremoniously ejected from her gig because you and a few of the grass skirted ones wanted to turn the damn place into a fern bar.

Petunia's revenge was to blow up the still and damned if we didn't see the arrival of the Coast Guard who put the whole place off-limits to anyone who voted for Clinton...

And that is the truth as I remember it...bear in mind we all were drifting in and out of stupendous stupors caused by that funny tea you and Billie made...

[LadyX]

Knew I could count upon you to invade this show up, harrowup, and stir the waters a wee litle bit...:))

'Twas you and A1st us who elevated 'Sparring with Dignity' to new heights, until it became a Fine Art; and how we laughed over the Peanuts Accusation - scuse me - Discussions you had!

A delicious tea it was that Billie and I served! Admit it!!