[whattajoke]

You're assumption is not correct. Sure, scientists have a very good grasp on the facts of evolution, and they have an incredible amount of evidence to back them up, but there is still some healthy debate on the processes behind it. Just like there is in many realms of physics, among other sciences. It is the religionists who claim to have all the answers (even if they usually end with, "God made it so.")

[gore3000]

they have an incredible amount of evidence to back them up,

Yup, somebody else has the proof of evolution, but no one can tell us what it is! It's a deep secret!