[FirstTomato]

I'm shocked that Sean Penn, leftist, peace activist, non-violent guy that he is, would have guns! Oh my! (sarcasm off)

Damnable leftists are such complete hypocrites. They reserve rights for themselves that they actively work to take away from everyone else.

[HHFi]

Even worse, he's driving an '87 Buick Grand National?! How much gas does that use?! And how much pollution does it create?! And how badly is his career going that he has to drive an '87 Buick?

Hell, I used to have an '85 Buick, and even I traded up to a '93 Saturn a few years ago. Sean needs to spend less time buddying up to terrorists and more time looking for a new agent.