I admit, you have all the answers.....now, how many UFO's have YOU seen? :)(any pictures?)
The ones I've seen have usually come after about 10 or 12 drinks but I know they're out there because I did see this one crash near a local Wal-Mart:
![](http://www.sendfunpages.com/ufo.jpg)
Seriesly, I wouldn't joke about something like this. They ARE out there and they're HUGE! :-O