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ROFL, on hugh hewitt's site:
Saddam and Green Eggs
by listener Bob

I do not like you Saddam-I-Am; I do not like your desert sand … 
I like you even less than Spam; and never would I shake your hand… 
I do not like you with a gun; I do not want your petroleum 
I would not like you on a yak; I do not want you in Iraq 

I do not want your picture there, with ugly sneer on every square… 
I’m tired of you and sneak attacks and may your bunker smash you flat… 
I do not like you Saddam-I-Am, and hope you end up in Iran… 
Or on the Moon or on the Sun or floating in a jiffy john… 

I do not like the Scuds you launch; I do not like your big fat paunch… 
While people starved and Kurds were gassed, you hid your dirty weapons mass… 
Poised with Mustard and Anthrax along with Serine in your pack… 
I would not like you on a boat or train, or even exiled in Bahrain… 

I do not like, nor do I care, that you wear French underwear… 
I would not like you with a bird, but maybe with some angry Kurds… 
Or maybe in a crashing plane with lots of smoke and lots of flames… 
Take a friend Saddam Hussein, let’s add Bill, to feel your pain, … 
With Arnett and Rodham and Michael Moore, let’s pack this plane forget the war… 

Let’s get Tom and Diane too, how about Shawn to smoke a doob… 
Oh what a jet, oh what a thrill, that all your liberal friends could fill… 
This final scene, this shock and awe, would give us all one big hoorah… 
The jumbo liner hits we hope; without survivors and so remote… 
do not like you here or there, but bits and pieces everywhere… 

To think about you while we’re passing, stick and weenies with fire crackling… 
I’ll toast your roasting in this meadow, with a sizzling hot marsh mellow… 
The people of Iraq will say; why did the UN stay away… 
Our freedom is handed us today, thank God we have the USA… 
And now you know just where I stand; I do not like you Saddam-I-Am…