Mostly because the ones that do have unibrows and then get carried away to the point that they have to paint them back on out of fear of being mistaken for Dick Gebhardt.
I don't pluck mine, since God graced me with a pair of lovely eyebrows as it is. I will cheerfully skin a deer and braintan its hide, though.
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But do you cut 'em up and package 'em for freezing?
The first year we were married, my wife thought it was cool that I got a couple of deer for the freezer (I'd already introduced her to venison).
She told me last week, though (twenty-two years after the fact) that she was utterly horrified the first time we spent three hours with them (and two others friends had killed) spread all over the kitchen, while I taught her how to strip the muscle, cut it diagonally cross-grain, and freeze-wrap it in four-serving packages for the freezer. She thought she'd married some kind of savage!