[Brad’s Gramma]

There is no such site as Free Republic. It is a lie. It is a Hollywood movie. I am in control. We have the internet captured. Do not listen to the infidels. Click to Remove The Infidels.

[buickmackane]

ROFLMAO!!!

[Fledermaus]

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper."