"And precisely in the south-east of Baghdad, one of these French voluntary combatants was captured by the American soldiers of a brigade of the 2nde division, according to the envoys of Associated Press in the area, Hamza Hendawi and Chris Tomlinson....
"If the frenzy of the holy war seems to die out according to AP'S, evoking the offices of recruitment of open volunteers in completely empty Egypt and Syria from now on, the confirmation of the French implication at the sides of the troops of Saddam Hussein causes deep a faintness on the side of the French authorities which refuse with any comment on the question, with, one moment when the position of France is more and more criticized the in addition to-Atlantic and starts to cause the doubt about its consequences in the economic and political mediums in Paris..." (Translated from French by Babelfish)
For the Press, how about The Third Wank?