We planted it, didn't we? DIDN'T WE!! Of COURSE, the US military (or, better yet, the CIA) planted this crap in a clay craphole underneath an Iraqui nuke facility so WE could find it and claim the UN missed it! Oh, my suds 'n' body! Oh, my sainted HAT! Oh, God, bless us, mess us, and confess us! Holy smoke, mirrors, and Christmas-tree tinsel!
We planted it, that much is sure. A benevolent, caring man like Saddam would NEVER try to pin such an atrocity on his grateful, oppressed pipples, now, would he?