To: ican'tbelieveit
EPW: Oh, gee, I would have surrendered instead of tossing that grenade at you if you would have only had a 1-800 number for me to call... ROFL. "Hello and welcome to the Coalition Surrender Hot Line. To Surrender, please press 1. To alert the coalition of the location of Weapons of Mass Destruction press 2. If you wish to launch a suicide attack, please stay on the line, and a representative from the coalition will be meeting with you personally very soon."
To: dfwgator
Hello and welcome to the Coalition Surrender Hot Line. Some mediots will actually fall for this.
To: dfwgator
Great!
1,564 posted on
04/10/2003 11:23:01 AM PDT by
MEG33
To: dfwgator
Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and your call will be answered in the order it was recieved. Approximate wait is 3 minutes, 28 seconds...
1,566 posted on
04/10/2003 11:23:24 AM PDT by
retrokitten
(She's the one, the only one, built like an Amazon)
To: dfwgator
President Jaques Chirac shortly welcomed the Iraqi Ambassador to UN, who seeks asylum in France, at the airport:
"De la part de la République française, je me rends à l'Ambassadeur irakien à l'ONU."
(On behalf of the French Republic, I surrender to the Iraqi Ambassador to the UN)
To: dfwgator
MAJOR ROFL !!!!
"Police, Fire, or Medical?
What is your emergency?
Please hold."
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