[KMG365]

Try that in sh*t in Texas and you will get your ass beat.

[Liz]

Because of the flourishing interest in all things Texas, and the popularity of the show, "Survivor" on CBS-TV, it seems the producers are thinking of mounting a local version tentatively called "Survivor - Texas Style!"

Contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, back to Houston and down to Brownsville on the border. They'll proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. They turn back east to Abilene, Fort Worth and Dallas.

Each person will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a vegetarian. I voted for Al Gore. George Strait no-way. I want Hillary in 2004, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"

The contestant that makes it back to Dallas, alive, wins.