[Dr. Eckleburg]

In-school demonstrations of assorted sexual preferences?

Where have you been? That's going on daily in every public high school across the country.

Our high school sponsored three rich, young, well-dressed gay executives to lead class discussions on the positive aspects and practices of homosexuality and diversity.

When a married couple of parents asked for the same opportunity to address the students, they were turned down.

[Liz]

What? No bestiality demonstrations? No trans-gender indoctrinaiton?

And what about necrophilia (sex with dead bodies)?

That oughta make an interesting classroom discussion.

Also check out my post #26.