Five finger discounts in Baghdad now. Get that velvet Elvis painting you've always pined for.
They probably don't have velvet Elvises. They have burlap Osamas.
![](http://www.ocregister.com/newsimages/breaking_news/2003/03/032803iraq2.jpg)
This is one of my nephews *over there* getting a break.
Thanks to the Orange County, CA, Register.