She's a symbol of lots of good things. Of the sort of young people who give this nation a bright future. Of daring missions by strong brave men to rescue damsels in distress. Of the triumph of good over evil. Let everybody enjoy and celebrate the symbol -- we know that what it really stands for is a lot bigger than just Jessica Lynch herself.
She's a symbol of lots of good thingsUltimately she's a symbol of the sad, tragic, despicable decline of our culture since the 60's.
Strong brave men do not put their damsels in situations where distress is imminent.