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The madness of saving Jessica (gag)
Evening Standard (U.K.) ^ | 04/08/03 | Brian Sewell

Posted on 04/08/2003 11:38:26 AM PDT by Pokey78

To puke was the only proper reaction to the rescue of Private Jessica Lynch, of the US Army's 50th Maintenance Company, as April Fools' Day dawned in Iraq last week. "To puke" has just the right abrupt, dismissive note to it - "to vomit" and "to regurgitate" both have too much Latin gravity at their roots, "to heave" and "to retch" the false gentility of euphemism, but plain puke, good enough for Shakespeare, is onomatopoeic to perfection. Say "puke" and relish the sound.

It is not that I have any ill-will towards the girl - I have none for any young soldier, of any race or religion, engaged in any cause - it is just that I believe women to have no business to be anywhere near the front line in any campaign, other than, perhaps, as doctors and nurses. I am certain that no such effort would have been made to rescue a young man of her age and inexperience.

Jessica Lynch is 19, blonde, 5ft 4in, and weighs rather less than the equipment carried by a British paratrooper on the yomp. Driving across the desert with other US servicemen unable to read a compass or take direction from the sun, she was separated from a convoy, ambushed, injured, captured by Iraqis and taken to a hospital in Nasiriyah, on the Euphrates, nearer Basra than Baghdad.

There she lay, both legs and one arm fractured, attended by the few members of staff who had not fled, a pharmacist the only man of any qualification.

How these injuries occurred we do not know, but General Tommy Franks, commander of the allied forces, knew of them and knew where she was, knowledge attributed to " intelligence" until the truth was revealed - that a sympathetic Iraqi had trudged for miles across the desert until he found a US officer to tell.

General Franks it was who ordered Jessica's rescue, perhaps sharing her family's anxiety over the possibility of rape, perhaps recognising what a propaganda coup could be made of it. To effect the rescue, US marines staged diversionary attacks in Nasiriyah, on a bridge, a telecommunications relay station and the local headquarters of the Ba'ath party; and with these under way, two transport helicopters landed in the hospital grounds, with the protection of four attack helicopters hovering overhead and two patrolling tankbuster aircraft - all this by dead of night, in pitch darkness and with the appalling safety record of US forces.

How many soldiers were involved and at serious risk in this escapade? Six helicopter crews, two aeroplane crews, medics, stretcher-bearers and all the men engaged in the decoy attacks on the other side of the town.

Would so many men and so much expensive machinery have been risked for the rescue of a jar-head marine of 19, a black boy of 19, a homosexual boy of 19 or a poor white boy of 19 from the same incestuous hills of West Virginia among which Jessica was born?

I doubt it. This girl was rescued not because she was a heroine, not because she was brilliantly qualified and not because she was in possession of information and skills that must on no account be betrayed to the enemy.

She was rescued for no other reason than that she is a girl, and the all-American blonde to boot. The rescue of Jessica Lynch was portrayed even in our most sober and sensible broadsheets as an exploit of extraordinary derring-do, of heroism, valour, audacity, chivalry and chutzpah.

Sane men, however, able to assess the risks involved on such a moonless night, must count this rescue a work of sheer insanity, unless those ordering it put into the equation the publicity inevitable with success. Was it done to hearten the male troops?

Again I doubt it, for these, weary, cold by night, sweating by day, now long unshaven and unshowered, stinking with the stale odours of the body, know perfectly well that no attempt would be made to rescue them were they in the same predicament as Private Lynch and through the same incompetence.

"America doesn't leave its heroes behind, it never has, it never will," were the weasel words of a US army spokesman - and to such nonsense the only possible response is "Tell that to the marines." The objective of this cynical exercise was to fortify the folks at home, and there can be no doubt, so deep is the naivety of the provincial American, that the ruse worked.

In West Virginia, Jessica's rescue is attributed not only to the army, but to God in equal measure, God invoked by the power of prayer. It has occurred to none of them that if God had anything to do with it, he would have stayed the hands of Bush and Blair and sent no one into battle.

The point that everyone has overlooked is that Jessica Lynch should not have been sent to Iraq until active hostilities are over.

I don't care a damn what feminists say, the front line is no place for women. It is where men are ripped apart by shells and bullets, where they are incinerated in tanks, the burnt meats of sacrifice, so, to speak, where men lay down their lives for noble sentiments and causes - forgive me, but what bollocks the euphemisms are.

If a soldier's mind is not wholly engaged in battle, he is a risk to himself and his immediate mates - the last thing a soldier needs is a corporal of poetic mind or a philosopher for a sergeant, the one reciting Horace, the other musing on the nobility of man; he needs, instead, mates driven by adrenaline and the unintellectual antidotes to fear that we call courage and exalt as heroism. But the last thing a soldier needs in battle is a woman by his side, her mere presence a diversion from the matter in hand, a tug at his primeval sense of chivalry.

As, from the safety of Central Command, US Brigadier-General Vince Brooks said of Jessica's rescue, "Some brave souls put their lives on the line to make this happen." And so they did, but they should not have been required to do so.

If women feel compelled, in their absurd pursuit of equality, to join the armed forces and cannot, will not, see that in the front line they pose a menace to all men, then the forces must draw the line for them, no matter how great a political incorrectitude it may seem to outsiders.

Women should be the army's clerks, cooks and bottlewashers, its doctors and nurses, its counters of beans and buttons, but never - even though I can imagine nothing more terrifying than a battalion of bearded lesbians - bearers of arms, never frontline soldiers.


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To: dead
I do not agree with everything this guy says. Actually I agree with him, I just wouldn't have put it the way he has.

Be that as it may, You cannot compare CPT O'Grady and this Pvt. The military had spent millions on O'Grady. Also O'Grady was in enemy territory, with no US troops on the ground....just a much diffrent situation.
81 posted on 04/08/2003 12:10:29 PM PDT by Ga Rob (Again TRUTH and FACTS trumps fffeeeeeelllliinnnggssss!!!!!)
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To: stands2reason
1983-1989 United States Air Force AFSC 45255
Dover AFB - 1983-1985
Egiln AFB 1985-1986
Clark AB, PI 1986-1989

82 posted on 04/08/2003 12:11:23 PM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (If I could get a degree in trivia, I would have my Doctorate!)
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To: Dialup Llama
This article should be stricken. It is offensive.
83 posted on 04/08/2003 12:11:31 PM PDT by tessalu
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To: Pokey78
The author evidently does not read very much or very often.

Latest effort prior to Lynch was for the American pilot shot down in Bosnia or that area. He should check the number of men that risked their lives to rescue him.

What an idiot this man is.

84 posted on 04/08/2003 12:11:50 PM PDT by cynicom
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To: deJaz
Chill, dude. Pokey didn't write this. Some idiot in Europe did.
85 posted on 04/08/2003 12:12:46 PM PDT by nhoward14 (Save the planet. Support Iraqi regime change.)
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To: Ditto
Her "job" could have just as easily been as a clerk at a Wall Mart in West Virginia, not with the US Army in Iraq. She volunteered for a job that could put her in harm's way in the service of her country.

Which she knew full and well when she volunteer this could happen. She went to Basic, she held the guns, she knew what they were for. It wasn't a mystery and she accepted it AS HER JOB!!!

87 posted on 04/08/2003 12:13:21 PM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (If I could get a degree in trivia, I would have my Doctorate!)
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To: Dialup Llama
This article should be stricken. It is offensive.
88 posted on 04/08/2003 12:14:17 PM PDT by tessalu
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To: Ga Rob
Actually I agree with him

Which of his many stellar points of his do you agree with?

That PFC Lynch doesn’t know how to read a compass?

That our military would not have launched the same mission, based on the same information, if Lynch were a black male?

That the hills of West Virginia are incestuous (having suddenly come to life, lusting for their kin)?

89 posted on 04/08/2003 12:14:21 PM PDT by dead
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To: Ga Rob
I do not agree with everything this guy says. Actually I agree with him, I just wouldn't have put it the way he has.

Finally, someone that see's it the way I do

90 posted on 04/08/2003 12:15:04 PM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (If I could get a degree in trivia, I would have my Doctorate!)
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To: Pokey78
The idiot that wrote this article needs to shot! Stupid moron! His main point is in total error. Woman are not front line troops! I served in the Marine Corp. never have I shared a fox hole, A.P.C. with a W.M. woman marine, I mean never!!!!!!! And by the way p.o.w.'s were repairing broken military vehicles, when they were ambushed! Who ever was providing there fire support, propably left them there working on vehicles, so it was not there fault! Stupid ! Many come on this site, and make some of the most stupid statements, and have never served in the military!
91 posted on 04/08/2003 12:15:09 PM PDT by ibtheman
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To: SandyInSeattle
I know that, I was making a point
92 posted on 04/08/2003 12:16:14 PM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (If I could get a degree in trivia, I would have my Doctorate!)
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To: Zavien Doombringer
Reconcile your statement:

What did Jessica do to become a Hero? She was doing her job! What was beyond the call of duty that requires her heroine status? Heros get the Medal of Honor

With this statement from the article:

Would so many men and so much expensive machinery have been risked for the rescue of a jar-head marine of 19, a black boy of 19, a homosexual boy of 19 or a poor white boy of 19 from the same incestuous hills of West Virginia among which Jessica was born?

94 posted on 04/08/2003 12:16:36 PM PDT by Catspaw
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To: arthurus
If only human nature would change!

Absolutely

95 posted on 04/08/2003 12:16:46 PM PDT by sandym1313
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To: Chancellor Palpatine; Catspaw
Wonder if this is what's torqued him.

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
96 posted on 04/08/2003 12:17:03 PM PDT by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
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To: Zavien Doombringer
"I know that, I was making a point"

Oh! And what point requires posting incorrect information? Just curious.
97 posted on 04/08/2003 12:17:04 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Is there a cure for FR withdrawal?)
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To: Zavien Doombringer
Jessica Lynch should not, IMHO, have been assigned into harm's way. She was, and she went.

Once her capture was an accomplished fact, and her whereabouts and circumstances became known, it became a matter of honor to come to her aid, circumstances permitting. Circumstances permitted, so much so that the force was able actually to not only extract Private Lynch but recover the remains of several fallen comrades whom they exhumed with their bare hands, shovels not being available. All with no casualties.

Her ordeal was such that the Army saw fit to detach a friend of Private Lynch to accompany her to Germany for morale sustenance. At first that sounded extreme to me, but I realize that it could be done for anyone who had been in those extreme circumstances. It must also be said that the comrade detached for that duty was female--and if Lynch shouldn't have been there then she shouldn't have been either.

98 posted on 04/08/2003 12:17:35 PM PDT by conservatism_IS_compassion
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To: Zavien Doombringer
6 years....well, you certainly are the expert then. I guess we did only save Lynch cause she was cute and female. My bad.
99 posted on 04/08/2003 12:17:37 PM PDT by stands2reason
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To: Pokey78
to the author, a quick response (the longer ass-reaming will need to wait till evening):
Oh, you son of a BITCH! Appalling safety record? Incestuous hills?? The naivety of the provincial American???
Oh, you son of ten thousand fathers!
100 posted on 04/08/2003 12:18:19 PM PDT by demosthenes the elder (The Jesuits TRAINED me - they didn't TAME me)
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