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The madness of saving Jessica (gag)
Evening Standard (U.K.) ^ | 04/08/03 | Brian Sewell

Posted on 04/08/2003 11:38:26 AM PDT by Pokey78

To puke was the only proper reaction to the rescue of Private Jessica Lynch, of the US Army's 50th Maintenance Company, as April Fools' Day dawned in Iraq last week. "To puke" has just the right abrupt, dismissive note to it - "to vomit" and "to regurgitate" both have too much Latin gravity at their roots, "to heave" and "to retch" the false gentility of euphemism, but plain puke, good enough for Shakespeare, is onomatopoeic to perfection. Say "puke" and relish the sound.

It is not that I have any ill-will towards the girl - I have none for any young soldier, of any race or religion, engaged in any cause - it is just that I believe women to have no business to be anywhere near the front line in any campaign, other than, perhaps, as doctors and nurses. I am certain that no such effort would have been made to rescue a young man of her age and inexperience.

Jessica Lynch is 19, blonde, 5ft 4in, and weighs rather less than the equipment carried by a British paratrooper on the yomp. Driving across the desert with other US servicemen unable to read a compass or take direction from the sun, she was separated from a convoy, ambushed, injured, captured by Iraqis and taken to a hospital in Nasiriyah, on the Euphrates, nearer Basra than Baghdad.

There she lay, both legs and one arm fractured, attended by the few members of staff who had not fled, a pharmacist the only man of any qualification.

How these injuries occurred we do not know, but General Tommy Franks, commander of the allied forces, knew of them and knew where she was, knowledge attributed to " intelligence" until the truth was revealed - that a sympathetic Iraqi had trudged for miles across the desert until he found a US officer to tell.

General Franks it was who ordered Jessica's rescue, perhaps sharing her family's anxiety over the possibility of rape, perhaps recognising what a propaganda coup could be made of it. To effect the rescue, US marines staged diversionary attacks in Nasiriyah, on a bridge, a telecommunications relay station and the local headquarters of the Ba'ath party; and with these under way, two transport helicopters landed in the hospital grounds, with the protection of four attack helicopters hovering overhead and two patrolling tankbuster aircraft - all this by dead of night, in pitch darkness and with the appalling safety record of US forces.

How many soldiers were involved and at serious risk in this escapade? Six helicopter crews, two aeroplane crews, medics, stretcher-bearers and all the men engaged in the decoy attacks on the other side of the town.

Would so many men and so much expensive machinery have been risked for the rescue of a jar-head marine of 19, a black boy of 19, a homosexual boy of 19 or a poor white boy of 19 from the same incestuous hills of West Virginia among which Jessica was born?

I doubt it. This girl was rescued not because she was a heroine, not because she was brilliantly qualified and not because she was in possession of information and skills that must on no account be betrayed to the enemy.

She was rescued for no other reason than that she is a girl, and the all-American blonde to boot. The rescue of Jessica Lynch was portrayed even in our most sober and sensible broadsheets as an exploit of extraordinary derring-do, of heroism, valour, audacity, chivalry and chutzpah.

Sane men, however, able to assess the risks involved on such a moonless night, must count this rescue a work of sheer insanity, unless those ordering it put into the equation the publicity inevitable with success. Was it done to hearten the male troops?

Again I doubt it, for these, weary, cold by night, sweating by day, now long unshaven and unshowered, stinking with the stale odours of the body, know perfectly well that no attempt would be made to rescue them were they in the same predicament as Private Lynch and through the same incompetence.

"America doesn't leave its heroes behind, it never has, it never will," were the weasel words of a US army spokesman - and to such nonsense the only possible response is "Tell that to the marines." The objective of this cynical exercise was to fortify the folks at home, and there can be no doubt, so deep is the naivety of the provincial American, that the ruse worked.

In West Virginia, Jessica's rescue is attributed not only to the army, but to God in equal measure, God invoked by the power of prayer. It has occurred to none of them that if God had anything to do with it, he would have stayed the hands of Bush and Blair and sent no one into battle.

The point that everyone has overlooked is that Jessica Lynch should not have been sent to Iraq until active hostilities are over.

I don't care a damn what feminists say, the front line is no place for women. It is where men are ripped apart by shells and bullets, where they are incinerated in tanks, the burnt meats of sacrifice, so, to speak, where men lay down their lives for noble sentiments and causes - forgive me, but what bollocks the euphemisms are.

If a soldier's mind is not wholly engaged in battle, he is a risk to himself and his immediate mates - the last thing a soldier needs is a corporal of poetic mind or a philosopher for a sergeant, the one reciting Horace, the other musing on the nobility of man; he needs, instead, mates driven by adrenaline and the unintellectual antidotes to fear that we call courage and exalt as heroism. But the last thing a soldier needs in battle is a woman by his side, her mere presence a diversion from the matter in hand, a tug at his primeval sense of chivalry.

As, from the safety of Central Command, US Brigadier-General Vince Brooks said of Jessica's rescue, "Some brave souls put their lives on the line to make this happen." And so they did, but they should not have been required to do so.

If women feel compelled, in their absurd pursuit of equality, to join the armed forces and cannot, will not, see that in the front line they pose a menace to all men, then the forces must draw the line for them, no matter how great a political incorrectitude it may seem to outsiders.

Women should be the army's clerks, cooks and bottlewashers, its doctors and nurses, its counters of beans and buttons, but never - even though I can imagine nothing more terrifying than a battalion of bearded lesbians - bearers of arms, never frontline soldiers.


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To: Pokey78
Talk about ruining a valid debate over women in combat with such vicious insults....thanks Sewell for providing a living breathing example of the caricature that opponents salivate over.
21 posted on 04/08/2003 11:46:41 AM PDT by amused (Republicans for Sharpton!)
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To: Pokey78
Brian Sewell
You are a "puke".
22 posted on 04/08/2003 11:47:54 AM PDT by knak (kelly in alaska)
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To: Mr. K
His point that woman should not be in combat is certainly a valid point of discussion, but that's his only valid point.

For example, how the hell does he presume to know PFC Lynch's compass reading abilities?

And his point that we should would not rescue a black soldier, a gay soldier, or a "poor white boy from the incestous hills of West Virginia" is absolutely wrong, asinine, and baiting.

He's a prick.

23 posted on 04/08/2003 11:48:03 AM PDT by dead
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To: Pokey78
The first words of the article were "to puke". How appropriate. Hey Sewell, stay away from women who could probably kick your @$$. For example:


24 posted on 04/08/2003 11:48:42 AM PDT by BSunday (Two words, Saddam - Buh-bye)
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To: dead
Tell it to Scott O'Grady, jackass

Did you have any intelligence on the prison Scott O'Grady was being held? Different situation! We have pilots still being held prisoner in Iraq, did anyone dare go get them? Now pick up your lip Jackass!

25 posted on 04/08/2003 11:48:59 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (If I could get a degree in trivia, I would have my Doctorate!)
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To: Pokey78
This guy suffers from a bad case of courage-envy. He is so self-centered, he can't believe the rest of the world isn't just like him.
26 posted on 04/08/2003 11:49:00 AM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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To: Pokey78
"Would so many men and so much expensive machinery have been risked for the rescue of a jar-head marine of 19, a black boy of 19, a homosexual boy of 19 or a poor white boy of 19 from the same incestuous hills of West Virginia among which Jessica was born? "

Yup. Happens all the time. We go in and get our own soldiers. That's it. And what's the deal with "incestuous?" This Brit doesn't know his butt from his mouth, and he's talking out of the wrong one. Feh!
27 posted on 04/08/2003 11:50:05 AM PDT by MineralMan
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To: Pokey78
One can only hope that this maggot gets to finish his hate speech with a former or current SAS member.
29 posted on 04/08/2003 11:50:33 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (If you like a Strong Free Republic, become a monthly donor! Freedom isn't free!)
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To: Pokey78
To Brian Stwell (author of this opinion paper)

I doubt sir you have ever served. For you do not know the most basic rule of combat units -

Everyone fights, no one quits, no one gets left behind.

I trusted my fellow soldiers to do what was right and look out for my hide - I did the same for them. We were brothers in arms and would do what ever it took to bring one of ours home.

I believe that had this been a "volunteer only" mission, you would have had to decide which of the volunteers you use on the mission and which would not be allowed to go. Not because of Lynch - but because a brother in arms was in need.

Sir you speak about which you have no knowledge.
30 posted on 04/08/2003 11:50:36 AM PDT by taxcontrol
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To: sauropod
What did Jessica do to become a Hero? She was doing her job! What was beyond the call of duty that requires her heroine status? Heros get the Medal of Honor
31 posted on 04/08/2003 11:50:51 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (If I could get a degree in trivia, I would have my Doctorate!)
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To: Pokey78
PUKE? THAT'S WHAT THE ARTICLE IS!
32 posted on 04/08/2003 11:50:55 AM PDT by graycamel
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To: Pokey78
I wanna kick this guy's ass. HARD.
33 posted on 04/08/2003 11:50:55 AM PDT by thatdewd (Billboards for the rich, spraycans for the poor, and taglines for the rest...)
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To: Pokey78
Brian Sewell = Brian Sewer
34 posted on 04/08/2003 11:51:06 AM PDT by narby (Whack that Wacky I-wracki)
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To: Pokey78
The writer of this article, and the words written, make me puke.

Pinchy pendejo! Miserable, vomitous mass...warthog-faced buffon...I challenge him to a duel to the pain...wretched, simply wretched

35 posted on 04/08/2003 11:52:27 AM PDT by jwfiv
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To: Help A Lib Buy A Burka; Pokey78
Pokey78 posted the ariticle with a "Gag" notation.

We need to read articles like this to see how the left attacks persons and things we hold dear.

36 posted on 04/08/2003 11:52:36 AM PDT by Catspaw
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To: Pokey78
Women should be the army's clerks, cooks and bottlewashers, its doctors and nurses, its counters of beans and buttons, but never - even though I can imagine nothing more terrifying than a battalion of bearded lesbians - bearers of arms, never frontline soldiers.

I do believe that this was a supply and maintainence crew. The Clerks, etc.

I as a woman have doubts that woman should be in the front line but only because they are a distraction.

Not because they are not capable. Never ever cross an angry woman

37 posted on 04/08/2003 11:53:10 AM PDT by sandym1313
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To: Pokey78
though written a little too dramatically and with undertones of US hate, the premise of the article is right on and I have thought of those points many times myself.
38 posted on 04/08/2003 11:53:49 AM PDT by dennis1x
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To: Zavien Doombringer
I see you're in agreement with the author of the article.

It does make me wonder why you're posting to a conservative website when you agree so whole-heartedly with a liberal.

39 posted on 04/08/2003 11:53:59 AM PDT by Catspaw
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To: Pokey78
Actually, this 'puke' makes a point by focusing on why a woman of her caliber was put in this position in the first place.

Jessica should not have been there, she was not trained to do so.
40 posted on 04/08/2003 11:54:21 AM PDT by matthew_the_brain
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