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The madness of saving Jessica (gag)
Evening Standard (U.K.) ^ | 04/08/03 | Brian Sewell

Posted on 04/08/2003 11:38:26 AM PDT by Pokey78

To puke was the only proper reaction to the rescue of Private Jessica Lynch, of the US Army's 50th Maintenance Company, as April Fools' Day dawned in Iraq last week. "To puke" has just the right abrupt, dismissive note to it - "to vomit" and "to regurgitate" both have too much Latin gravity at their roots, "to heave" and "to retch" the false gentility of euphemism, but plain puke, good enough for Shakespeare, is onomatopoeic to perfection. Say "puke" and relish the sound.

It is not that I have any ill-will towards the girl - I have none for any young soldier, of any race or religion, engaged in any cause - it is just that I believe women to have no business to be anywhere near the front line in any campaign, other than, perhaps, as doctors and nurses. I am certain that no such effort would have been made to rescue a young man of her age and inexperience.

Jessica Lynch is 19, blonde, 5ft 4in, and weighs rather less than the equipment carried by a British paratrooper on the yomp. Driving across the desert with other US servicemen unable to read a compass or take direction from the sun, she was separated from a convoy, ambushed, injured, captured by Iraqis and taken to a hospital in Nasiriyah, on the Euphrates, nearer Basra than Baghdad.

There she lay, both legs and one arm fractured, attended by the few members of staff who had not fled, a pharmacist the only man of any qualification.

How these injuries occurred we do not know, but General Tommy Franks, commander of the allied forces, knew of them and knew where she was, knowledge attributed to " intelligence" until the truth was revealed - that a sympathetic Iraqi had trudged for miles across the desert until he found a US officer to tell.

General Franks it was who ordered Jessica's rescue, perhaps sharing her family's anxiety over the possibility of rape, perhaps recognising what a propaganda coup could be made of it. To effect the rescue, US marines staged diversionary attacks in Nasiriyah, on a bridge, a telecommunications relay station and the local headquarters of the Ba'ath party; and with these under way, two transport helicopters landed in the hospital grounds, with the protection of four attack helicopters hovering overhead and two patrolling tankbuster aircraft - all this by dead of night, in pitch darkness and with the appalling safety record of US forces.

How many soldiers were involved and at serious risk in this escapade? Six helicopter crews, two aeroplane crews, medics, stretcher-bearers and all the men engaged in the decoy attacks on the other side of the town.

Would so many men and so much expensive machinery have been risked for the rescue of a jar-head marine of 19, a black boy of 19, a homosexual boy of 19 or a poor white boy of 19 from the same incestuous hills of West Virginia among which Jessica was born?

I doubt it. This girl was rescued not because she was a heroine, not because she was brilliantly qualified and not because she was in possession of information and skills that must on no account be betrayed to the enemy.

She was rescued for no other reason than that she is a girl, and the all-American blonde to boot. The rescue of Jessica Lynch was portrayed even in our most sober and sensible broadsheets as an exploit of extraordinary derring-do, of heroism, valour, audacity, chivalry and chutzpah.

Sane men, however, able to assess the risks involved on such a moonless night, must count this rescue a work of sheer insanity, unless those ordering it put into the equation the publicity inevitable with success. Was it done to hearten the male troops?

Again I doubt it, for these, weary, cold by night, sweating by day, now long unshaven and unshowered, stinking with the stale odours of the body, know perfectly well that no attempt would be made to rescue them were they in the same predicament as Private Lynch and through the same incompetence.

"America doesn't leave its heroes behind, it never has, it never will," were the weasel words of a US army spokesman - and to such nonsense the only possible response is "Tell that to the marines." The objective of this cynical exercise was to fortify the folks at home, and there can be no doubt, so deep is the naivety of the provincial American, that the ruse worked.

In West Virginia, Jessica's rescue is attributed not only to the army, but to God in equal measure, God invoked by the power of prayer. It has occurred to none of them that if God had anything to do with it, he would have stayed the hands of Bush and Blair and sent no one into battle.

The point that everyone has overlooked is that Jessica Lynch should not have been sent to Iraq until active hostilities are over.

I don't care a damn what feminists say, the front line is no place for women. It is where men are ripped apart by shells and bullets, where they are incinerated in tanks, the burnt meats of sacrifice, so, to speak, where men lay down their lives for noble sentiments and causes - forgive me, but what bollocks the euphemisms are.

If a soldier's mind is not wholly engaged in battle, he is a risk to himself and his immediate mates - the last thing a soldier needs is a corporal of poetic mind or a philosopher for a sergeant, the one reciting Horace, the other musing on the nobility of man; he needs, instead, mates driven by adrenaline and the unintellectual antidotes to fear that we call courage and exalt as heroism. But the last thing a soldier needs in battle is a woman by his side, her mere presence a diversion from the matter in hand, a tug at his primeval sense of chivalry.

As, from the safety of Central Command, US Brigadier-General Vince Brooks said of Jessica's rescue, "Some brave souls put their lives on the line to make this happen." And so they did, but they should not have been required to do so.

If women feel compelled, in their absurd pursuit of equality, to join the armed forces and cannot, will not, see that in the front line they pose a menace to all men, then the forces must draw the line for them, no matter how great a political incorrectitude it may seem to outsiders.

Women should be the army's clerks, cooks and bottlewashers, its doctors and nurses, its counters of beans and buttons, but never - even though I can imagine nothing more terrifying than a battalion of bearded lesbians - bearers of arms, never frontline soldiers.


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To: Zavien Doombringer
You ought to get zotted, you pius asshole
141 posted on 04/08/2003 12:33:56 PM PDT by johnb838 (Understand the root causes of American anger)
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To: Pokey78
She wasn't in a combat role, she wasn't on the frontlines either, she just got caught up in the fighting. POW missions are not rare, I'm certain we would have done the same to rescue any of those men.
142 posted on 04/08/2003 12:34:13 PM PDT by MattAMiller
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To: Zavien Doombringer
WHAT BOTHERS ME THE MOST ABOUT WOMEN IN THE MILITARY ARE THE WOMEN WITH CHILDREN AT HOME. THESE PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE PUT IN HARMS WAY. ONE OF OUR GIRLS THAT WAS FIGHTING GOT KILLED AND SHE HAD TWO YOUNG CHILDREN. I BELIEVE SHE WAS A SINGLE MOM.
143 posted on 04/08/2003 12:34:13 PM PDT by fred flinch (go)
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To: steplock
What do you think of my #129?
144 posted on 04/08/2003 12:34:35 PM PDT by stands2reason
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To: dead
Just the most important part of the piece, women should be no where near the front. Oh yeah and also that she is no heroine. She was doing her job. Which as I understand it was to get from A to B in a truck.....hhhmmmmm.
145 posted on 04/08/2003 12:34:39 PM PDT by Ga Rob (Again TRUTH and FACTS trumps fffeeeeeelllliinnnggssss!!!!!)
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To: GeorgiaYankee
Even though she was in a maintenance unit, she was still in an unsecured area.

Given the Iraqi regime's propensity to rape female POWs, why on earth is it a good idea to have "women in combat" in an area like this?

Thank Patsy Schroeder. Thank her real good for me.

146 posted on 04/08/2003 12:34:55 PM PDT by sauropod (I'm a man... But I can change... If I have to.... I guess...................)
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To: johnb838
You are so ignorant...why do you think that when you go through basic you are given the creed "I am an American Fighting Man..."
Because in the event of capture, you are told in advance that you may not be rescued and you have to try to escape by any means possible if until you are liberated. Give me a break, obviously you have never "been there"
147 posted on 04/08/2003 12:35:02 PM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (If I could get a degree in trivia, I would have my Doctorate!)
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To: Zavien Doombringer
"now let's get the rest of them"

Actually, we tried... yesterday. Had intel that POWs were being held but only found the bloody U.S. Army uniforms of some of our troops when they got there. There was evidence that the location had recently been vacated, but no bodies or clues where they took our people.

And ya know? I don't know of any other cute little blonde 19 year old females that are listed as POWs right now. This kinda blows all the jerks out of the water for saying we only rescued her because of those reasons.

149 posted on 04/08/2003 12:35:20 PM PDT by Tamzee
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To: matthew_the_brain
SHE WAS THERE BECAUSE SHE WAS TOLD TO BE THERE, DAMMIT. IT'S NOT LIKE SHE CAN PICK AND CHOOSE WHAT ORDERS TO FOLLOW. SHE'S A SUPPLY CLERK. SHE DID THE BEST SHE COULD.
150 posted on 04/08/2003 12:35:32 PM PDT by johnb838 (Understand the root causes of American anger)
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To: Pokey78
Would so many men and so much expensive machinery have been risked for the rescue of a jar-head marine of 19, a black boy of 19, a homosexual boy of 19

Translation: I'm morally superior, the rest of the world is prejudiced.

...or a poor white boy of 19 from the same incestuous hills of West Virginia among which Jessica was born?

Translation: Nope, not a prejudiced bone in my body. I don't believe any snotty stereotypes that might serve to make me feel better than any particular class of people, no sirree baghdad bob.

151 posted on 04/08/2003 12:35:39 PM PDT by Anamensis (Regime change began at home.)
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To: Hildy
what about this incestuous hills crap? >>>

The Euroweenies are proud that they limited incest to their Royal Families, so that only their leaders are inbred morons!!!
152 posted on 04/08/2003 12:36:38 PM PDT by GeorgiaYankee
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To: Pokey78
While I agree with the last paragraph, the guy still is a class a prick.
153 posted on 04/08/2003 12:36:47 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan ("I have two guns. One for each of ya." - Doc Holliday)
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To: Poohbah; dead
Steplock in post #136 disagrees.
154 posted on 04/08/2003 12:36:56 PM PDT by stands2reason
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To: Zavien Doombringer
WHAT BOTHERS ME THE MOST ABOUT WOMEN IN THE MILITARY ARE THE WOMEN WITH CHILDREN AT HOME. THESE PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE PUT IN HARMS WAY. ONE OF OUR GIRLS THAT WAS FIGHTING GOT KILLED AND SHE HAD TWO YOUNG CHILDREN. I BELIEVE SHE WAS A SINGLE MOM.
155 posted on 04/08/2003 12:37:01 PM PDT by fred flinch (go)
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To: GovernmentShrinker
She's a symbol of lots of good things

Ultimately she's a symbol of the sad, tragic, despicable decline of our culture since the 60's.

Strong brave men do not put their damsels in situations where distress is imminent.

156 posted on 04/08/2003 12:37:03 PM PDT by iconoclast
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To: E Rocc
ewww... that gets nastier the longer I think on it.
157 posted on 04/08/2003 12:37:04 PM PDT by demosthenes the elder (The Jesuits TRAINED me - they didn't TAME me)
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To: Zavien Doombringer
The point is that man would instinctively go save a woman before a man. A man in his natural mind would want to protect and defend a woman's honor (mostly for selfish reasons of course) but it is nature that dictates this.

And quite an absurd point it is.

158 posted on 04/08/2003 12:37:29 PM PDT by Trailerpark Badass
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To: dead
I don't doubt the motives of our special forces either. And hopefully they have a bead on a few more and are hard at work coming up with another plan to pull other hostages out too. I agree with you 100%, they've had to be pretty pumped.
159 posted on 04/08/2003 12:37:31 PM PDT by Hatteras (The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
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To: Pokey78
“Would so many men and so much expensive machinery have been risked for the rescue of a jar-head marine of 19, a black boy of 19, a homosexual boy of 19 or a poor white boy of 19 from the same incestuous hills of West Virginia among which Jessica was born?”

YES


160 posted on 04/08/2003 12:37:32 PM PDT by R. Scott
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