[EaglesUpForever]

Just imagine how it would sound if we weren't out of ammo on the 6th day of this "operational pause"...

[KansasCanadian]

"Call of the Wild" RG being called to city center for mass slaughter

[BigFLPanhandleDude]

You're right! Also, of course, according to ELMO the Info Minister...we aren't really anywhere near Baghdad...and if we were, their battalions of martyrs would already have taken out our infidel troops(who aren't really there anyway) in their suicidal, unconventional(although not WMD) attack that was supposed to have taken place last night, against our forces, who, again, aren't really their at Saddam Int...er, Baghdad International Airport....because we're liars and infidels....