Posted on 04/03/2003 11:52:45 AM PST by bedolido
French President Jacques Chirac has sent a letter of apology to the Queen over the defacing of British war graves in northern France.
The World War One graves were daubed with anti-British slogans in bright red spray paint.
"These unacceptable and disgraceful acts are unanimously condemned by the French people. In the name of France and in my own name, please accept my deepest regrets," Chirac wrote.
In words aimed at soothing the rift over France's opposition to the US and UK-led war in Iraq, Chirac said: "Know that at a time when your soldiers are engaged in combat, the thoughts of the French are naturally with them."
'Saddam will win'
The entrance of the cemetery in Etaples, near Calais had been daubed with several offensive slogans.
"Dig up your rubbish, it is contaminating our soil," one read.
Written in large red letters beneath a swastika, another said: "Saddam will win and he will make you bleed".
French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepin has written to his British counterpart Jack Straw to express his "emotion and indignation at this unspeakable act".
No excuse
The graffiti was cleaned off by the French branch of the Commonwealth War Graves Commission, which manages the site, but not before it was seen by British tourists on two coaches.
Of the roughly 11,000 graves at Etaples, most are British but other nationalities include Canadians and Australians. There are no US graves at the site.
France's relations with the United States and Britain have been soured by French opposition to the war in Iraq but officials in Paris stressed this was no excuse for venting hatred.
"France knows what it owes to the formidable devotion and courage of the British soldiers that came to help it free itself in the fight against barbarity," Chirac wrote to the Queen.
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