Saddam International Airport under Attack

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[Poohbah]

Jessica Lynch International.

[Illbay]

"There are no enemy forces near Saddam International Airport."

[Sir_Ed]

Yuri Netanyahu International Airport...

Ed

[UserFPC]

It appears that one of the most expensive aspects of rebuilding Iraq will be the cost of removing Saddam's name from everything in the country. And I do mean everything.

[Illbay]

Apparently we didn't order enough body bags for their troops.

That's why the "pause".

[tomahawk]

This can't be. Seymour Hersh assured us that we are out of ammo and we're holding on by our fingernails.

[buffyt]

(If Susan Sarandon pooped in the woods, would ELF boycott her?)
No, from their beloved leader Susan they would find it a treasure! Ringo once said the Beatles could poop in a box and sell it for $50, that was when they were still VERY popular. Susan could do that now, ELFers would be fighting over it.

[Beck_isright]

"It appears that one of the most expensive aspects of rebuilding Iraq will be the cost of removing Saddam's name from everything in the country. And I do mean everything."

Nah. We're sending over the 132nd Special Rap battalion from Compton and they have 4000 cans of spraypaint.

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[Illbay]

Sharon had nothing to do with this. This is a U.S. victory.

Name a newly-vacant lot in the occupied territories after Sharon.

[Beck_isright]

You are the first FReeper to post an answer for me...thank you.

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[Mister Magoo]

Seymour Hersh is a tool of an exponential degree.

[colorado tanker]

I want to thank the BBC reporter who two hours ago assured the world and the Iraqis that no attack was imminent on the Airport. You lefty journalists are the best disseminators of disinformation the Coalition has! Keep up the good work, BBC!

[randita]

"Will the family of Saddam Hussein please report to the Courtesy Desk. Your flight to Syria has been cancelled."

[Grampa Dave]

Don't do that to the poor Iraqis who have put up with Soddom for years.

[FredZarguna]

Saddam Intl to become George Bush International Airport.

Thought they were renaming that "Craters of the Moon National Park"

Oh? That's in Idaho? Never mind.

[Bon mots]

Apparently we didn't order enough body bags for their troops.

They don't need body bags, just a big ash-tray. We've dropped two daisy cutters on the Baghdad Division of the Republican Guards, and strafed the survivors with Apaches. 7000 "elite" shock troops vaporized.

[Beck_isright]

The BBC: Good thing the current thugs in charge were not there in 1940. They would have live Goebbels press conferences every day.

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[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

It appears that one of the most expensive aspects of rebuilding Iraq will be the cost of removing Saddam's name from everything in the country. And I do mean everything.

At dawn tomorrow I'd love to see that big statue of Saddam so prominent in the Baghdad TV feed, in ruin!

[concerned about politics]

You're not going to believe this....

The democrat propaganda : "Thousands of troops will be comming home in body bags - stop this war" has been changed.

It's been changed to : "Iraq fell so quickly, it's obvious Iraq was never the threat Republicans made it out to be."

This is no joke (Been surfing enemy territory - liberal chat sites!).

[Beck_isright]

That was pretty damned awesome, wasn't it.

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