"We will continue the war of attrition on them everywhere, and they will fail!"
"They will not come even near to Baghdad! They will fail, everywhere!"
Speech over...
Damn, that was fun! Seriously, SNL should hire this guy if he survives... Of course, he won't; I wonder if his "double" is any good?
Guess I'm gonna have to stay up for him and the CENTCOM briefing.
His English isn't as good as Bob's... Moaning about us hitting civilians, and waving some paper, saying that we came to their warehouses and stole all their food, and left a signed document admitting it.
Says we have "shortages of coalition forces in that area," so we had to steal food (1,170 kilos) from their poor people to feed our troops!
He's nearly as good as Bob -- just needs to work on the accent...
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